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*All of the above perks are not guaranteed. At all. One bit.
Professionally screen/silk printed by hand on quality cotton shirts. (Fruit Of The Loom).
NOTE – The Fine Shirt is not the ‘iron on/ink jet’ type that’ll get annihilated after one wash (Redbubble etc).
The Fine Shirt is available in white and black with a red print.
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